girls do lesbians
periods are you kidding
like does he want the entire female race to apologise for menstruating
i’m sorry my gushing vagina and deathly cramps are affecting you in such a negative way
Wait a second—
If Chris ends up tied to a chair and doused in lighter fluid—
Doesn’t that mean Derek won a fight?
do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body
ok guys this is officially the best pun the supernatural fandom has to offer. we are done. its been done. you can leave now.
Ok but like, what if the unexpected ally is Greenberg?
Killing the bad guys from off screen everyone looks over to the left like “wow Greenberg’s really bringing the heat look at all those backflips”
Kira, if Scott McCall offers you one of his t-shirts, you take the fucking t-shirt.
I bet it smells like pine and spice and sunshine.
Saving family business.
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]
People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.